If an S and an I and an O and a U,
With an X at the end spell SU;
And an E and a Y and an E spell I,
Pray what is a speller to do?
Then if also an S and an I and a G,
And an HED spell side,
There's nothing much left for a speller to do,
But to go commit siouxeyesighed.

An Orthographic Lament by Charles Follen Adams.

Ja samalt saidilt valik igikestvaid küsimusi (Points to Ponder):

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do when you have an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?