You got this rare disease from a whore!

Kuna ma unustasin viimane kord Dr House'i vaadata, siis lähen sellele libedale "päeva lingi" andmise teele ning viitan artiklile House MD suurepärases väljaandes nimega Uncyclopedia.

Ainult üks tsitaat, õigemini siis mäng meditsiinitudengeile, kes Dr House'i vaatavad:

"House" Drinking Game

Medical students worldwide often watch episodes of House and imbibe drinks according to the following schedule:

* When Lupus (or vasculitis, or sarcoidosis) is first suggested, take a shot of whiskey
* When Lupus (or vasculitis, or sarcoidosis) is ruled out, typically in the very next scene, take another shot of whiskey
* When the Lumbar Puncture is performed, take a shot of vodka, which closely resembles spinal fluid (extra sip if they use the cool acronym "LP", or express doubts about the safety of doing an "LP")
* Every time the patient has a seizure, do a shot of Tequila. Continue doing shots until either the patient's seizure ends or you begin to have one yourself.
* When they break into the patient's house, chug a screw driver, since screw drivers are useful tools for breaking into houses.
* Whenever Chase's idea is mocked, drown his sorrows in whiskey
* Every time the patient vomits blood, drink a Bloody Mary, allowing some to dribble out of your mouth as appropriate.
* Every time House makes a joke about Dr. Cuddy's breasts, suckle up to a Bailey's Irish Creme

For expert players only:

* Every time House takes a Vicodin, you take a Vicodin

Most players make it to about scene 3 before passing out, and no one has ever made it to the end credits without suffering liver failure, seizures, or some other medical condition requiring a lumbar puncture.